Horse Meat

It was only a matter of time!!!

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable

So they have found a Horse Burger in Tesco. What's next, My Lidl pony?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger. So I had a £5 each way!

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth

Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher'.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn.

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

“I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF".

“I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....." I guess Tesco just listened.

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead… NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the Missus, “These Tesco burgers have given me the trots.

To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian

La Marina