# **Heaven**

- Type: wall
- Canonical path: /es/wall/20043-heaven
- Canonical URL: https://aspanishlife.com/es/wall/20043-heaven

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven:
 1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
 1st woman: I froze to death.
 2nd woman: How horrible!
 1st woman: ; It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
 1st woman: So, what happened?
 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.