# This should brighten up your Day......Do not read if easily offended - You've Been Warned !!

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This has just been sent to me by a friend, so thought I would share it with you all..............
 
 GOTTA PEE 
 
 Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. 
 Both were very faithful and loving wives, however 
 They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi 
 Breezers. 
 
 Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to 
 Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. 
 
 One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought 
 She would take off her panties and use them. 
 
 Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive 
 Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. 
 
 She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave 
 That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she 
 Proceeded to wipe with that. 
 
 After the girls did their business, they proceeded to 
 Go home. 
 
 The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned 
 That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 
 "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" 
 
 "That's nothing," said the other husband, 
 "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that 
 said..... 
 
 'From all of us at the Fire Station. 
 We'll never forget you.' "