# Me & Me Two Brodders

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        Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin
 
         Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,
 
         Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. 
 
         When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. 
 
         The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ..........
 
         Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time." 
 
         Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America & de odder in Australia & here I am in Dublin . 
 
         When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember
 
         de days we all drank togedder." 
 
         The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more. 
 
         Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. 
 
         One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.  
 
         All the other regulars in the bar notice!  & fall silent. 
 
         When he goes back to the bar for the second round,
 
         The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to
 
         offer my condolences on your great loss."
 
         Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts
 
         to laugh,
 
         "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine ! 
 
          
 
         Tis me, ..............................
 
              
 
         I've Quit Drinking !"