# A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant .

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 "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".  
 Yes, sir!" answers Murphy. 
 The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?" 
 Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol." 
 "Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor. 
 "The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.
 "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor. 
 "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'" 
 "Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor! 
 "I put drops in her eyes."
 
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