# Wall post

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An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
 
 The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through 
 
 Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,
 
 Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.” 
 
 The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”
 
 The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”