# WARNING - Do not read if you are Prim & Proper -

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This was sent to me by my friend Don A.  Thought I would put a smile on most of your faces & liven the forum up a little!!
 
 "Morning Sex" 
 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual 
 Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only 
 The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. 
 As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said 
 Softly, ?You?ve got to make love to me this very moment!"
 
 My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming 
 Or this is going to be my lucky day!" 
 Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then 
 Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
 
 Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, 
 Her T-shirt still around her neck.
 
 Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 
 "What was that all about?" 
 She explained, "The egg timer's broken."