# A few more oldies, very oldies, but someone must lighten the load !

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mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
 When I quizzed him on it, he reckoned he could stop any time . . .
 
 I knew a man who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a train.
 He was chuffed to bits.
 
 I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.
 As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin . . .
 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. ....  I thought to myself, they’ve lost the plot!!
 
 I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance.
 Not being one to disappoint I gave her a big push and she fell over.
  
 Ah well, I did say they were oldies, Tommy Trinders, any one remember him ?