# ***CHUCK***

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   A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO  TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
 
 THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,"SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
 
 THE OLD FARMER SAID,"THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.
 WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK  GOES."
 
 "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT "WE  CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
 
 THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.  THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH,
 BOUGHT A TICKET, AND  ENTERED THE THEATRE.
 
 HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED ETHEL &  MILDRED.
 
 THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER  BEGAN TO SQUIRM.. .. ..
 THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT
 AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
 
 "ETHEL", WHISPERED MILDRED.  "WHAT?"  SAID ETHEL.
 
 "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO  ME IS A  PERVERT."
 
 "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED  ETHEL?
 
 "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING  OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.
 
 "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT  IT", SAID ETHEL..
 "AT OUR AGE WE'VE  SEEN 'EM ALL"
 
 "I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID  MILDRED,"
 
 But this one  is
 EATIN' MY  POPCORN...!"