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To Liven Things up a little - Quite Rude Don't Read if you're a PRUDE !!!!!!!!

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A good friend of mine has just sent this to me (I think it best I don't name her)......

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street, and had a drink in Mars bar.

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

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Absolutely fantastic, bit of light hearted humour in these bleak times. I wonder what the vetinery nurse will make of it!!!

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-11-11

Excellent. Very cleverly put together !!
We need more light heartedness on this forum such as this.

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-11-11

I'm aghast, give Miss Roundtree some Lucozade as soon as possible!!!



Lucozade, Aids recovery !

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-11-11

amazing Carols so clean but so suggestive, where do you get them from, ace.
Senora Alto

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-11-11

Different friends send them to me Dee. In fact this one was sent by one of our friends that is coming to the Ladies night xx

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-11-11

I love a laugh Carol and really enjoyed that one, it did me good to laugh today.
I am undecided as yet on the ladies night out and again am coming around to going.
Oh go on why not life is too short to spend alone and miserable when I can go out with good friends to socialize.
Can I be counted in again, please?
Dee

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-11-11

I've sent you a PM Dee. The answer is Yes, of course. xx

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-11-11

Tut tut, Cagneys.

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-11-11

Hahahahahaha love it so going to pinch it xx

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Carol, I,m ashamed of you , you wouldnt get me writing things like that ,absalutely,? great, my kind of joke,( no animals involved.)

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I must admit I was expecting to be told off for putting this up here - but I don't really care Don. It's very cleverly put together I think - even if it is a bit rude !!

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-11-11

kreep em coming

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-11-11

I love reading this jokes...
Please keep adding them.x.

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