JOKE TIME

What's all this hype about women being able to multi-task?
I told my wife to sit down and shut up, could she do it, could she heck!

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Split up with my wife last night. She said I think about football more than I think about her.
I was devastated; I've been with her for 6 seasons...

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A man is sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replies, "It's me, talking to the beer."

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Due to an unfortunate genetic defect I have been told that I can't drive. It has left me with a lack of spatial awareness, an inability to think logically and terrible mood swings.
On the upside I can have kids, I'm great at housework and I've got a cracking set of tits.

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My Grandad always used to tell me that it's not the winning, it's the taking part.

Then again, he is German.

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I don't see why people expect female linesman to be worse than male ones.

I mean, if there is something women are good at, it is pointing out mistakes made by men.

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I was told today that I have an enlarged liver.
That's lucky because I drink a lot.

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Had a bet with the wife last night the loser of which had to do whatever the winner wanted them to do in the bedroom

She won

I have to put my clothes away and make the bed!!!!

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Quesada

Oh to have a forum without jokes! OR somewhere we can skip past anyway.

Oh men can't sit down AND shut up either
;-)

Commented blogwriter in Quesada 2011-04-27 19:28:41 UTC