Bill Clinton - The Truth

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when,
at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to
get a replacement on short notice. The fellow arrived and turned
out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon. The President
voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this
was the best they could do on such short notice.

Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his
finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief
of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very
good chef. The meal went okay, but the President was sure that
the soup tasted a little funny. By the time dessert came, he was
starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.

It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to
excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing
through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching
his rear end, which made him feel even worse. By now, the
President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so
disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the
bathroom.

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally
found a door that opened. As he unzipped his trousers and ran in,
he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica
Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees.

As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the
President whisper in a barely audible voice, 'Sack my cook.'

And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.

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