Words of Wisdom to offer your children and grandchildren over Summer Hols

Just to lighten the forum a bit from the grumps...

"The only way in which life resembles a bed of roses is that is that you encounter a lot of pricks along the way"

"Before you can come up smelling of roses you need to have been buried up to your neck in horse shit"

"Sorry but you just have to accept that the older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have become really good friends"