Misunderstanding

There was a bit of confusion at the Supermarket store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases , the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain , I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer.