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WANTED - ROBERT DELACOUR.........

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If anybody has seen this man recently kindly contact me through this forum.
He is WANTED in connection with a Crime regarding lack of payment to Eve Waring (SAT's Manageress).
He promised to pay the Grand Total of 6 euros to this lady towards her last SAT's Charity Fete and he has not yet done this as he had promised.

Please do not approach this man as he was last seen a few days ago walking his very large dog on the urbanisation and could be Dangerous.

The Local authorities have been notified should he try to flee the country with this money!

If you would like to give yourself up ROBERT DELACOUR, please call into our office with this outstanding sum of 6 euros. No further action will then be taken against you. Thank you.

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Carol you are awful, but I do like you. Gave me a laugh anyway. Poor Robert he will now be HOUNDED by all the female dog lovers in La marina. It makes a change to have a little light hearted banter on here. As it is an outstanding debt we should charge him, shall we say, 25% a day interest. I would come quietly if I were you Robert as Carol is one tough Cookie. You don't want to mess with her.

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-12-22

Yes that sounds fair Eve. I think a nice round total would be 10 euros. Of course, if this isn't paid promptly - the interest will go up!!

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-12-22

Fair cop Gov, I was on my may to deliver the 6 euros to you, but had to pass six roundabouts, on the way,need I say more Please l et me have time to pay, or even better, can you lay out and I will give it to you when I see you. I can come round on either 25th or 26th of this Month. xx

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-12-22

brilliant Carol. A good laugh. I did this in our big shop front when a pal didn't pay for her paper. I think everyone in our area saw it before she did at 6 pm when she came in again. If I see him I'll definately turn him in. A pity you didn't have a pic of him and his dog. His poor dog must be so embarassed to read this xx

ASL Member Founding Member 2012-12-22

There I was, a sunny Sunday morning going to buy bread at Supavalue when this wild Woman with Jet black hair, kicked my walking stick away pushed me to the ground and sat on my chest. She then screamed at me that she was the heavy for SAT's Charity and if I didn't cough up 10 euros she had been told by Don Eve to snap my third leg in half, ( I do hope she meant my walking stick) I tried to settle with 6 euros but was told it was too late 10 now or else. 66.666666666% interest a bit strong, but you don't argue with Carol when she's got a strop on.