Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected;
This may well apply to a few on this forum, all I will say if the cap fits wear it.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting
it in a fruit salad
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
And finally
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy
Enjoy
Just to continue trying to lighten the mood..
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.........
......then He made the earth round.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.